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Tired AF John The Crocodile Plushie | Cute STuffed Animal Crocodile
Tired AF John The Crocodile Plushie | Cute STuffed Animal Crocodile
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Meet John — the crocodile who’s permanently done with everyone’s nonsense.
He’s tired AF, soft AF, and low-key the most relatable plushie you’ll ever own.
Made with 100% premium PP cotton and wrapped in ultra-soft velvety microplush, John isn’t here to fight — he’s here to flop.
At first glance, he’s a lazy croc. But deep down? He’s the emotional support reptile you didn’t know you needed. Perfect for naps, cuddles, and silent judgment of your life choices.
Why You’ll Love Him
- Ultra-Soft & Snuggly: Cloud-like plush fabric that’s absurdly huggable.
- Fluffy & Chill: Stuffed with 100% PP cotton for maximum squish and nap support.
- Instant Mood Booster: One look at John’s tired eyes and you’ll feel seen.
- Cute Room Decor: Adds personality to your bed, sofa, or gaming setup.
- Perfect Gift: For anyone who’s running on caffeine, chaos, and vibes.
Perfect For
- Students & Night Owls: Pulling all-nighters? John gets it.
- Office Zombies: Stress relief companion during long workdays.
- Cuddle Monsters: He’s soft, long, and shaped for premium snuggling.
- Collectors: A must-have for anyone who loves plushies with main character energy.
Size: 29cm
Care Instructions
Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild soap. Air dry. Avoid microwaving (John’s tired, not toast).
TL;DR
Tired AF John the Crocodile Plushie is your spirit animal in stuffed form — soft, sassy, and perpetually exhausted.
He’s not here to judge your life… but he might silently nap through it with you.
Adopted by 50,000 Adults who Love Plushies
Even More Beautiful in real Life. Was worried it might look different in person, but it’s even prettier. The floral hat details are chef’s kiss, and it smells fresh like new cotton. Natalie P.
Didn’t realize how much I needed a capybara in my life until this plushie arrived. She’s very cute and makes great stress buster. 10/10 would order again Emma V.
Very soft suede for plushie. Why is this avocado softer than my actual pillow?? The squish is next-level, and the cuteness is unreal. Mia H.
The fur is incredibly soft, like the kind that slides through your fingers. It’s super squishy too — you can literally sink your face into it. The grumpy expression cracks me up every time I see it. It’s oddly comforting after a long day. Olivia C.
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